one

Oh my! Is this still noodles? It's simply poison

Su Han was stunned, this ...? ... the handsome roommate personally cooking, yet he is a household chores idiot

Ah! His perfect face instantly contorted in pain as he hopped on one leg, desperately rubbing his foot

Su Han was inherently soft-hearted, and upon hearing him say this, she couldn't help but hesitate

Let's have breakfast first, it won't be good if it gets cold. I noticed you weren't feeling well, so I specially made some noodles, which are good for your stomach

Su Han looked at Xu Zhe, who was grinning at her with a face full of water droplets, and suddenly felt that having a male roommate might not be so bad after all

Su Han let out a chuckle, and her initial resistance to Xu Zhe barging into her life diminished somewhat

Su Han gradually regained her composure, and a sense of curiosity arose within her... What is the new roommate doing?

When exactly did she sign this contract? Why does she have no recollection of it at all

No problem! Sign now, and you can move in tomorrow

Xu Zhe also leaned over and said, "Ah? No wonder, the version I saw is exactly this one! I really got taken for a ride!"

Xu Zhe blinked his dark eyes and said, "Didn't I tell you yesterday? The previous landlord wanted to sell the house at the slightest disagreement and kicked me out. I was carrying my luggage everywhere looking for a place to stay, which is why I had the contract with me. I also went to the bar because the youth hostel where I was staying happened to be right above the bar"

I will confirm one last time, it seems you have consumed a lot of alcohol, is it really okay to sign the contract like this

Between the two individuals lies a contract printed on white paper with black text. In the landlord's section, the name "Su Han" is written in a crooked manner, while in the tenant's section, the name "Xu Zhe" is signed with a bold and vigorous handwriting.

One could see Xu Zhe, with a tall stature of over 1.8 meters, wearing her childish pink bunny apron, awkwardly using two chopsticks to beat the eggs, her expression serious as if facing a formidable enemy, as though she were engaged in a highly dangerous task

However, he accidentally splattered egg on his face, and a piece of broken eggshell got caught in his curly hair

Su Han replied in a faint voice, "I drank too much yesterday and really want to vomit"

It is important to understand that she considered finding a roommate for shared accommodation precisely because of her financial constraints. If she were to breach the contract now, it would only exacerbate the situation, resulting in a significant loss to her finances

After half an hour of effort, two bowls of overcooked noodles were finally served on the table, topped with fried eggs that were charred black.

... ...

Xu Zhe frowned slightly, said nothing, and walked straight into the kitchen, not coming out for quite a while

Su Han's gaze involuntarily followed, and in an instant, a line of bold black text on the contract caught her attention—"The party in unilateral breach of contract shall pay a penalty of three times the rent!"

Su Han seemed to hear a "thump" from deep within her heart

However, when she picked up the chopsticks, she discovered that the placemat was actually the rental notice she had posted earlier, and the requirement stating "for females only" had been heavily crossed out with a black marker!

She took a bite of the egg noodles, and in an instant, that "unique" taste surged into her throat—both salty and spicy. Su Han suddenly felt a spasm in her stomach, quickly covered her mouth, and rushed to the bathroom, where she painfully began to vomit.

Su Han wiped the water off her face and hurried out of the bathroom, taking two steps at a time.

As long as he doesn't blow up the kitchen, it will be fine

"What, you still don't believe it?" The boy named Xu Zhe frowned and reluctantly took out his phone. "I recorded it during the signing, you can listen to it."

He spoke casually, seemingly unintentionally tapping the contract on the table

He pressed the play button for the recording, and soon, a cacophony of music filled the phone. Su Han heard a gentle male voice say: "So, Miss Su Han, are you sure you want to sign the contract now, is that correct?"

She held her forehead and said, "Wait a moment, everything is negotiable"

Su Han twitched the corners of her mouth to comfort herself, stating that for someone cooking for the first time, such a breakfast was already quite good

She tiptoed to the kitchen door and peeked inside

At this point, it was Su Han who felt embarrassed. She waved her hand and said, "Oh, it's not your fault. Let's all get along well in the future."

At this moment, the small pot of water on the gas stove suddenly emitted a rapid "beep beep" sound, and the blue pot lid also jumped up. However, Xu Zhe merely turned his head in confusion to take a glance and did not reduce the flame.

"It's nothing, just feeling a bit unwell." She stood up.

Three times

Damn it

Su Han was slightly taken aback, and indeed, this means that Xu Zhe is also a victim

He asked with concern: "What is wrong with you?"

It turns out that the new tenant is not only handsome but also quite charming

At the thought of this, Su Han felt a pain in her stomach, her delicate and charming features scrunching up into a tight ball

Su Han stared at the flamboyant signature, lost in thought

Xu Zhe reacted quickly and immediately picked up the pot lid. However, he overlooked a very serious issue: the pot lid had become so hot from the steam that he could barely hold it. The next moment, he couldn't help but gasp and let go, causing the scalding pot lid to fall directly onto his foot

However ... ...

Bang! Suddenly, beneath the bathroom sink, the pipe emitted a terrifying loud noise, and the entire pipe burst open, spraying a torrent of water

Su Han almost fainted over the toilet: This is not a hangover, it is clearly the result of eating the dark cuisine you made!

No wonder, this is the contract she signed when she was drunk yesterday! ... Now she really cannot deny it ... ...

He sat down in frustration: "I never expected someone to be so boring... However, rest assured, even though I am a boy, I absolutely have no bad habits. If you find anything inconvenient in the future, you can tell me, and I can change it."

In an instant, Su Han's mind raced rapidly, ultimately arriving at a terrifyingly vivid number.

Su Han sat at one end of the white marble dining table, while the boy in blue sat at the other end of the table

She felt that today was truly the worst day ever, while Xu Zhe was extremely excited, with a light even shining in his eyes

"What’s wrong? Are you feeling unwell again?" Xu Zhe quickly pulled out a box of medicine from somewhere and handed it over, "It might be a hangover from last night’s drinking. Take some hangover medicine!"

She reluctantly raised her hands and said, "Alright, alright, you can move in today."

After tidying up, he came out to find that she was still sitting in the same place, holding a soft cushion, with her chin resting on the dining table, looking utterly listless

The new roommate is surprisingly considerate, leaving Su Han astonished

Xu Zhe stared at her intently, a hint of melancholy evident between his handsome brows: "Sigh, do you still dislike me for being a boy? But I have already canceled the hotel reservation, and..."

She widened her eyes and pointed at the blob of black ink: "Oh my God! It was supposed to say 'For Girls Only' here! Now it has been scribbled over!"

Xu Zhe happily raised his smiling face and dragged his suitcase into the empty room next to Su Han's.

"Yes, I, Su Han, say that there is really no problem! I believe in you!"

Su Han was taken aback and quickly shouted, "The water is boiling over, take the lid off and turn off the heat! Hurry!"

Although the voice in the recording sounds somewhat slurred, it is indeed her without a doubt

Speaking of which, people truly excel in different areas. Take Xu Zhe, for instance; although his culinary skills are quite poor, he is remarkably adept at plumbing. In less than five minutes, the pipe that was just gushing water has already been repaired by Xu Zhe

However, how could you go to a place like a bar while carrying a contract? She still wanted to struggle a bit longer and raised a question.

He swiftly rolled up his sleeves and said, "Su Han, don't move, let me do it!"

Compared to her nervousness, he appeared remarkably calm and relaxed, propping his head up with one hand while lightly tapping the table with the other, the sound of which was filled with an overwhelming sense of pressure